She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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