All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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