no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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