did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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