Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
did you just send me my own nude
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