Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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