I wannas sexs uuuuu
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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