she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I love you. Go after that dick
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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