fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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