I am puke
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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