I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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