We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
