I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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