No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I want to fling myself into the sun
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
