What did we do last night that was yellow?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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