Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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