I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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