Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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