Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize
