I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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