She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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