Midget sex pt 2 tonight
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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