its not stalking. its research.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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