girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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