So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the day after is always just damage control
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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