i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The air taste purple.
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