Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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