Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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