I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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