hell yes lets make some ravioli
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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