So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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