Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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