she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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