I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
tell me about the eggs
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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