It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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