I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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