rhymes with "ouble enetration"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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