I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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