just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
As shirtless as possible
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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