god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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