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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
