You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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