it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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