Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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