so that wasnt chicken after all
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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