I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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