kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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