She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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