one two three fourrrrnication!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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