hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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